Sven and Olaf

lulu · 11-13-2003, 07:24 PM

Sven and Olaf worked together in a factory and both were laid off.
So...dey went to the Unemployment Office togeder.
Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic
onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher.
Finding it cl***ified as unskilled labor, she gave Olaf $300 a
week in unemployment pay. Sven was asked his occupation he replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since Diesel Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel
Fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?", yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts dem over his head and says, "yah, ------------- DIESEL FITTER."

Tracee · 11-14-2003, 04:24 PM

Oh that was bad

and the funny thing is i am swedish and have a cousin named olaf

lulu · 11-14-2003, 06:26 PM

Oops! Sorry! I hope I did not offend! It was just so cute a joke!

Countrymama · 11-19-2003, 10:03 PM

What a cute joke. What a job to put panties on your head. I'd need the 600 too.

Polly · 11-20-2003, 04:52 AM

, wonder how big his head was???

11-20-2003, 04:57 AM

He better have a BIG head for mine!!

Very good one!

Kricket · 11-20-2003, 05:14 AM