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Old 11-10-2003, 09:34 PM   #1
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Talking Mail Problems

A man comes out of his house, goes to his mail box, open sit, looks inside and slams it shut. He goes in his house, only to return a few moments later. He goes back to the mail box, opens it, looks inside and slams it shut. He kicks the pole and goes back inside.

He returns a few minutes later, this time with a bat. He opens it, looks inside, slams the door shut. He starts beating the mail box with the bat.

His neighbor, who had been watching all along, asked him what was wrong.

The man stopped, and said "My computer keeps saying I have mail"
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:59 AM   #2
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Old 11-19-2003, 10:14 PM   #4
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Roflmbo!! sounds like something my hubby would do!
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I heard a different version of this one: Why did the blonde keep checking her mail? Because her computer kept saying "you have mail".
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That is funny!
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