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Old 11-10-2003, 06:24 PM   #1
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I could not resist!

A plane with 4 pas sengers is about to crash, but only has 3 parachutes. The first pas senger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best basketball player in the world! The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die!" So he grabbed the first parachute and left the plane. The second pas senger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the smartest woman in the world!" She wrestled away the second parachute and ed out of the plane. The third pas senger, Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth pas senger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy said, "It's ok; there's still a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took my school backpack.

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