Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who
s a racecar not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge. Would they call it Fed UP?
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