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Whatever happened to the peanuts gang?
Most cartoon characters remain frozen in time.
Thought they've been around almost 50 years
the members of the Peanuts gang are in some
unspecified elementary school holding pattern.
But what if they had been allowed to age like
the rest of us?
Charlie Brown:
Operates Good Grief Counseling Inc., which
specializes in manic depressives and people
who are just having a bad day. Moonlights as
a pitching coach at high school and college
levels. Married to Marcie. They have a roundheaded
son who wears gl***es.
Linus:
Developer of Security Blanket Software, which is
a hot item on the New York Stock Exchange.
Worth millions but is actively involved in charitable
causes, including the Great Pumpkin 5K Fun Run
every Halloween. Only man who makes Bill Gates
nervous.
Lucy:
Serving her seventh term in Congress. On her third
husband. Claims she hasn't thought about Schroeder in
years, but the background music on her answering
machine is Beethoven.
Schroeder:
After years on the cl***ical performing circuit, he runs
a piano bar in Carmel, Calif. Won't let anybody lean
on his piano.
Sally:
Never quite got over being spurned by Linus.
Has a cat named Sweet Baboo. Sells Mary Kay.
Peppermint Patty:
Women's athletic director at a Midwest university.
Her fashion credo: "Sandals go with everything."
Snoopy:
In dog years, he be 350. What do you think would've
happened to him? Linus has created an endowment at
Daisy Hill Puppy farm in Snoopy's memory."
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