Victorious

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit back in."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a fence: "Salesmen ! Dog food is expensive."
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get
fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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lulu

I am sooo slow!! It took me a minute to get the tow truck one!! Those are too cute!!

Thanks again!

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