11-03-2003, 05:12 PM
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Sing unto the Lord a new song!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: I believe there are Angels amoung us
Posts: 4,452
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Exercise Pointers
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again...
It is well documented that for every minute that you , you
add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at 50,000 per month.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 40,000 bucks. Haven't
lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to early in the before my brain figures out
what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country running, start with a small
country.
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This is what the Lord asks of you; only this, to act justly, to love tenderly and walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8
He said to me, "My grace is enough for you, for in weakness power reaches perfection" 2 Cor 12:9
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