A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small. The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said,
"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her cl***room of
children while they drew. She would occasionally walk
around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl
who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the
girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a
family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher
was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group
picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you
are all grownup and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or
'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
the teacher. She's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, cl***, if I
stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it,
and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the cl*** said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only
ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a large pile of chocolate chip s. A child had written a note! ,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples "
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This is what the Lord asks of you; only this, to act justly, to love tenderly and walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8
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s. A child had written a note! ,
That was great! I especially loved the one about the cla ss picture!!.gif "groovy")
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