My dad sent this to me this
and I had to share ....
THE STORY OF THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and walked in. She was
ed to see her daughter-in-
law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and
the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-
law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get
enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so
provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Well it needs ironing," "Now what's for dinner?"
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